The Mole Song

The Mole Song
(sung to Row, Row, Row Your Boat)

Mole, Mole who are you?
Show your stinkin' face
Be brave and come on out
or let me take your place.

Mole, Mole, where are you,
Planning sabotage?
Killing us off one by one
then hiding in the garage?

Mole, Mole, you ugly rat,
Get the heck out of here!
I'm going to find you, just you wait,
Protect your stinkin' rear!